Fake Pregnancy Test

Fake can be funny! Imagine this scenario: after an intimate bout with your girlfriend, you're confronted with an unpleasant case of condom failure. To play it safe, you offer to get her a home pregancy test, which, to her dismay, comes up positive. At the doorstep of the abortion clinic, you turn to meet her tear-drenched eyes, smile wide, and say...

April Fools! That was a Fakenewspapers.com Fake Pregnancy Test, guaranteed positive results every time! And only $17.95!

What a way to brigthen a gal's day.